This year's Non-Radiothon features a Nowhere Gala

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Tickets to the Nowhere Gala
Suggested Donation $25 per person

Okay, for those who can’t afford to give a lot but desperately want to keep Gary from singing on the air (See Non-Radiothon), we’ve got the event for you.

You don’t have to dress up.

You don’t have to go out and eat or drink too much.

You don’t have to be around a bunch of people you don’t really know and listen to stuff you don’t really like.

You don’t even have to take a shower or brush your teeth.

All you have to do is secure your reservation to the Nowhere Gala (Suggested Donation: $25 - see below). We promise that we won’t send you tickets, directions, or any reminders. You can try to find out the location of this Gala on your own but you won’t be successful. It literally will be held… nowhere… but we will appreciate your donation.